cloud fodder and 121 others
cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

Public Key

npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

NIP-05 Address

cloudfodder@relay.tools

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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2026-02-16T22:00:15Z

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Last Notes

2026-03-05 06:13:53 UTC

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wait, that's not how shilling is supposed to work 😂😅

2026-03-05 06:08:54 UTC

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doh, that's.. well good to know. I made some 'improvements' to them, i guess amethyst is the only decoder that works with what I send. anon it is i guess. 🫡

2026-03-05 06:08:54 UTC

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doh, that's.. well good to know. I made some 'improvements' to them, i guess amethyst is the only decoder that works with what I send. anon it is i guess. 🫡

2026-03-05 05:59:00 UTC

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damn wagmi?

2026-03-05 05:59:00 UTC

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damn wagmi?

2026-03-05 05:52:08 UTC

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cake doesnt have a decoder for private zaps, ask how I know 😂😇

2026-03-05 05:50:08 UTC

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it's the stack that runs multiple relays like relay.tools does. i've been doing some work with supporting more types of relays in the future like orlys

2026-03-05 05:27:20 UTC

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critical mass achieved 🏝️

2026-03-05 05:19:23 UTC

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haha, true, tho still need to shill you and @ChipTuner into running hubs also.. 😂 geo-distributed hubs everywhere! 🙏🌳

2026-03-05 05:13:29 UTC

I know, I always pick the worst times to #shill. Late at night when the audience is like 3 people in Europe and Japan. 😅 Fuk it, I do it anyway.

2026-03-05 05:07:27 UTC

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forced to build some very nice haproxy rules, best ive ever made. some openclaw or claude cyborg devoperator will appreciate the beauty of it someday

2026-03-05 05:05:28 UTC

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lol, google is like, wait, no only WE can tv scrape! patch the patches!

2026-03-05 05:00:10 UTC

oh is it a good night for bothering @The Fishcake (nostr.build) with nostr build stuff? 😁 my one UX problem is that every time I re-login and quick upload, I forget this goes into the non-user uploads and so I loose it later when I go looking and realize I did not do the extra click from logging in -> my profile -> *then upload.
anyway, watching tanel get confused was kindof amusing but, clearly the button is RIGHT there. unlike my issue which deserves fixing 😂
PV cake

2026-03-05 04:53:28 UTC

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ah yah, i think im in the clear now tho.. 🙏 a very rough patch for sure..

2026-03-05 04:42:08 UTC

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keep what up? i have to be ok with downtime. i am a small fish in a big internet bowl..
granted i take downtime seriously and it makes me sick to my stomach, but.. that's what nostr is designed for. many relays IS the redundancy. not all gathering onto a few.

2026-03-05 04:06:33 UTC

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well, I am having a really hard time telling the difference tbh. host was not very forthcoming.
just like nostr, is it an attack? is it simply a huge amount of people genuinely using tor and trying to exit to a relay that will accept them? so many questions, it is exhausting.
just glad it's running again i guess, very tired tho.

2026-03-05 00:07:59 UTC

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no problem thank you for noticing 🫡

2026-03-04 23:45:15 UTC

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on the websocket? not necessarily but I have been making some changes there. ideally it does not disconnect a websocket that is active and responding to pings, I will try some different settings here now. let me know if it fixes.

2026-03-04 01:58:07 UTC

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burgers are cool, but, what's really cool is some pork fried rice from charcoal #webbercrew

2026-03-04 01:14:18 UTC

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well if you blocked all of cloudflare and its exits.. i hardly see any normal browsers, i only see amethyst/amber/ribbit/wisp and sometimes a claw lost its mind

2026-03-04 00:14:13 UTC

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stay humble, stack SSDs and DDR

2026-03-03 19:43:00 UTC

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I'm just looking at user agents.. very nice everyone sets these, makes it easier to help with nostr bug squashing.. 🐛

2026-03-03 19:21:36 UTC

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😁 love it haha
do you have any lost claws in there? i am kindof laughing at their shenanigans..

2026-03-02 01:42:25 UTC

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prob cause apks have the various flavors packed into universal apk or etc. don worry, plenty o networks 😁

2026-03-02 01:38:17 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/ffd217c1924151c7708a6f7dc02277c88c0a22a55cd28cd781e7f45396424f01.gif

2026-03-01 21:39:29 UTC

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because it kinda doesnt show super well zoomed out like this but i was trying hard to keep it to 50k.. and failed

2026-03-01 21:37:00 UTC

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it's all FEs, but yeah the wall is me going into severe emergency mode (spring into action)

2026-03-01 19:27:30 UTC

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that forearm strength to hold a whole basket of books like that 😂🔥

2026-03-01 19:27:30 UTC

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that forearm strength to hold a whole basket of books like that 😂🔥

2026-03-01 19:27:30 UTC

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that forearm strength to hold a whole basket of books like that 😂🔥

2026-02-28 09:20:56 UTC

nostr21 test 🚑

2026-02-26 18:55:09 UTC

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same. many dupe events gone wild @Pixel Survivor , check your logic pls.

2026-02-25 00:17:19 UTC

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i use lnbits for nwc, works amazing

2026-02-25 00:17:19 UTC

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i use lnbits for nwc, works amazing

2026-02-25 00:17:19 UTC

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i use lnbits for nwc, works amazing

2026-02-24 22:47:12 UTC

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don't be sad, just use nip17.. comeon mar

2026-02-24 21:56:34 UTC

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jane street academy

2026-02-23 05:48:50 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-02-23 05:31:23 UTC

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wow, so clean 🔥

2026-02-23 05:27:23 UTC

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sometimes that happens when you plug the hose in the wrong end of the shopvac.. 🐛🕊️

2026-02-23 05:22:39 UTC

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i guess i jinx'd myself, now i have this diseased traffic too.. are we sure this isnt someone we know or something? 😅 le sigh.

2026-02-19 05:11:36 UTC

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for example: when I want to do a search, i go to a relay like primus.nostr1.com and I load a hundered thousand events or so into RelayTools-android direct and then fulltext search that. It's fast, it's customizable (by picking a relay you narrow down searching to non-spam) and works awesome. Phones are so fast and have tons of memory..

2026-02-19 05:11:36 UTC

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2026-02-19 05:05:05 UTC

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nip50 but on a relay that is your outbox feed would be ideal, instead of using spam ridden or centralized relays that will die off or sell our data.

2026-02-19 05:05:05 UTC

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nip50 but on a relay that is your outbox feed would be ideal, instead of using spam ridden or centralized relays that will die off or sell our data.

2026-02-19 03:50:12 UTC

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i would use a profile cache for follows at least, even if on citrine.. i think most are @ someone that they follow and would ease this pain..

2026-02-17 21:51:15 UTC

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thanks jimmy! all good, i just wanted to notify you, and yes it will shut down. thanks for the patronage! 🫡

2026-02-15 08:26:13 UTC

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ill check back in a year or two.

2026-02-15 06:44:58 UTC

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ah, like do a deletion pass with those sources? i could prob do that, not tonight tho.. it applies to new notes coming in tho once turned on.

2026-02-15 06:17:58 UTC

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you can add it via the menu just pick the default. under Web of Access

2026-02-15 05:24:49 UTC

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i duno, vaporware only typically gets a single chance from me these days. and that was when it was promoted to me.. soh. i assume there is more now,
this is first im learning these docs are out of date and the indexer just doesnt exist i guess, which is where i determined the choke point would be for homeservers being part of the known network..
to me it sounded like bsky style where sure, run your own, but if you aren't accepted into the nexus you will just be isolated.

2026-02-15 05:20:35 UTC

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also leme know if you need help purging anything.. esp when rules are in place i can dump and reimport with the new rules type thing or etc. drain the slop! 😂

2026-02-14 22:36:04 UTC

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yah, makes sense.. these lists can be quite large, but are valuable source of 'verified users'. i assume if someone wanted to use it outside of land they could probably work something out with you.

2026-02-14 22:36:04 UTC

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yah, makes sense.. these lists can be quite large, but are valuable source of 'verified users'. i assume if someone wanted to use it outside of land they could probably work something out with you.

2026-02-14 22:36:04 UTC

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yah, makes sense.. these lists can be quite large, but are valuable source of 'verified users'. i assume if someone wanted to use it outside of land they could probably work something out with you.

2026-02-14 22:36:04 UTC

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yah, makes sense.. these lists can be quite large, but are valuable source of 'verified users'. i assume if someone wanted to use it outside of land they could probably work something out with you.

2026-02-14 22:31:42 UTC

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oh noes. they found the longform kinds eh? you can add in the brainstorm scores if you want (i know you were resisting this but, i don't see any other options really, nip05 is good too). its a big list of 185,000 pubkeys that have a score >0. or, you can use the nip86 api to manage the access from a script..
https://github.com/relaytools/crusher86

2026-02-14 22:31:42 UTC

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2026-02-14 22:31:42 UTC

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2026-02-14 22:25:38 UTC

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i also realized that most nip05 providers, don't return a list .. only single npubs so nostr1 may be one of the rare nip05s that can be used in a WOA (once i fix it). It's in the spec, but it's optional and I assume nobody implemented it because of.. i duno.

2026-02-14 22:25:38 UTC

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2026-02-14 22:25:38 UTC

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2026-02-14 22:18:39 UTC

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i think i broke nip05 lists .. 😭 karrot reported that. havent had time to dive in but the tldr is, they still verify but using them as a list may have un-intended allow of more than it's supposed to.

2026-02-14 22:18:39 UTC

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2026-02-14 22:18:39 UTC

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2026-02-14 21:41:37 UTC

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was fun, i do a lot better wen @YODL isn't sharkin around 😂 actually none of the 'regular sharks' were there crashing the table either. 🦅

2026-02-14 21:15:25 UTC

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WOA or Web of Access a combination of sources relays can use for access control lists. Sources include: nostr lists, nip05 domains, lightning payments and scores lists that are calculated based on your nostr network, or custom integrations/apis.

2026-02-14 18:40:40 UTC

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hehe, well, it used to be.. now the bots have learned auth so this trick doesn't work anymore. I noticed and pivoted to WOA.

2026-02-14 01:16:59 UTC

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put up a chat or shut up 😂

2026-02-14 00:25:40 UTC

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yah true, and if it's good enough bot, people prob don't care.. welp, pack it in. :)

2026-02-13 23:19:13 UTC

nostr.wine cutoff my IP addr. good thing it was on vpn.. 😭 i may remove it from my list as i wasnt getting any notifs from it and just noticed..
IP limiting is so lame, like, all i was doing is trying to stream from it with strfry router.

2026-02-13 20:31:08 UTC

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by doing some development on that and adding more settings in the UI yes, it would be possible. it just did not seem worth it to spend the time doing that.. i have somewhat lost motivation for auth, because of the backlash against it and against DMs (it's only purpose). To run a DM relay, it can just be a separate relay too so.. yeah. What were you wanting it for in this mode?

2026-02-12 22:19:59 UTC

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wuz it 🚑 emoji at least?

2026-02-12 22:14:12 UTC

Y'all keep sending newbies to primal and you KNOW they're not gonna stay and watch the "top-primal" channel. Might wanna save those bridges for burning later when there is a client they will actually like.
I know, it's hard to be influencoor when the product isn't ready yet.

2026-02-12 16:57:19 UTC

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not sure what you mean by 'files', but yes I think that relay.tools is already running ~triple the size of a normal relay, but increasing it beyond just means other relays cant accept the events without also increasing (which they may not want to or have capability to do).

2026-02-08 09:48:24 UTC

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cool!

2026-02-08 00:22:41 UTC

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can't we just put all the fields in tags? nip05 more important than pfp.. do you really want more events for each field?

2026-02-07 17:21:09 UTC

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yeah, the dresser usually just turns into all the clothes i don't wear.. lol! Though partly because I forget they're in there so .. I suppose it's an efficient sorting mechanism that way 🤔 Maybe I need to be better at getting rid of things. 😂

2026-02-07 08:08:37 UTC

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they are too scary, plus, they already roam here and aren't eating enough rodents

2026-02-07 08:05:40 UTC

I struggle to understand the concept of clothing 'dressers'. Do people really fit all their clothes in there? Lol. I must just be a ferral human, raised on living from a nice duffel bag.

2026-02-07 00:51:43 UTC

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code prepper 😂 wen norway code vault? papyrus base64

2026-02-06 23:34:24 UTC

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the luxuries of the lower latitudes 😂

2026-02-06 23:08:49 UTC

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like the cut of your jib ser 🦅⛵

2026-02-06 22:45:55 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/7sCXt1NndECNM7vo.jpg https://i.nostr.build/OziiMbAuEsZOAYJQ.jpg
welcome to the darkness my prettys.
march 3rd, next full 🌝

2026-02-06 22:38:19 UTC

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apparently. the "tax the rich" communist propaghanda pendulum is swung almost to its penultimate any day now

2026-02-06 22:34:07 UTC

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the soft top, now that's some jeepin

2026-02-06 22:32:31 UTC

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there will be signs

2026-02-06 22:30:24 UTC

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whatever it takes to soak up that sun 🔥 lots of wet wood fires.. i think is the solution 😂

2026-02-06 22:28:27 UTC

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free coozie for the beer 😁
snow melts, rain tho, cover is nice 🐻‍❄️

2026-02-06 22:22:48 UTC

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natty ice? 😅

2026-02-06 21:33:50 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-02-06 21:31:08 UTC

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so what you are seeing is, yeah, the fallout from all that attention engineering. many generations learning disabled till further notice

2026-02-06 21:27:38 UTC

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depends on if they have a 'need' for the app or not. if there is a need, they will learn. but if it's the opposite, like bigtech 'needs you' to be addicted to nonsense, then .. that is maybe not a fun or ethical product and UI is harder.

2026-02-06 21:24:33 UTC

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hahha, way better

2026-02-06 21:18:55 UTC

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cause they can hide from predators in there

2026-02-06 21:14:55 UTC

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hahah, there is a reason why 😂😂😂 just realized

2026-02-06 21:12:18 UTC

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a box.. a nice box, or escape hatch